The Emerald Queen

Do you mourn a lack of minty seafoam in your wardrobe? Tired of being dumped because you're not adventurous with the color wheel? Exhausted from painfully rueing your inadequacies with heavy drinking and risky sex? Change your luck with this jewel of a skirt. Become a splash of eucalyptus and spearmint that your friends can not only see, but also jealously taste, as you scrunch your nose, hands in your new skirt pockets. Adorable, they'll say. And then spin SPIN HANDS IN POCKETS! mesmerizing all who stand before you, oh Emerald Queen. SPIN! SPIN AS THEY KNEEL!

Quality A-. Gently worn, but no major flaws.

Pino For Candore

Vintage Size 8 (listing as Small, see measurements)

Made In Canada

100% Cotton

Waist 13.5" (not much stretch)

Hips ~30"

Length 30"